Limericks

There once was a man named Frank

When he was three, he almost sank;

He loved the pool

And was never cool;

That's why his name was Frank.

Eryn

There once was a man named Frank;

He jumped off a long plank.

He fell to the sea

And hollered at me

Right before he sank.

Christian C.

There once was a man named Fred

Who never got off his bed.

His mother came in,

And kicked his shin,

And he never again stayed in bed!

Jasmine

There was a boy named Rock;

He had trouble finding his sock.

So he went to his brother,

And asked for another,

But instead he got a big block.

Harley

There once was a man named John

Who liked to play on his lawn.

He stepped on an ant,

And it went up his pants,

And now he doesn't play on the lawn.

Christian A.

There once was a man named Beet;

He had very long feet.

One day he went to the mall;

He stepped on a wall,

The manager yelled, "You have big feet!"

Taquan

There once was a man named Phil,

And he killed a man named Bill.

The cops were called,

And he was bald,

But still killed that poor man Bill.

Seth

There was an old man named Dan;

He loved to play in the sand.

One day at the beach,

He fell asleep;

And now he has a very good tan.

Gabby

There once was a man named Bob,

And he really looked like a blob.

He was so fat

He couldn't fit a hat,

And this made him sob.

Logan

There was a woman from Brazil,

And one day she became very ill.

She asked for some water

From Harry Potter,

And it turned out she was mentally ill.

Logan

There once was a man named Frank.

When he was in the pool he sank.

When he got out,

Frank started to shout,

"I hate my name is Frank!"

Alysyn

There once was a man named Rick

Who threw a very big brick.

It landed on Sally

Which caused quite a rally.

And now he feels very sick.

Alysyn

There once was a man named Bob

Who loved corn on the cob.

Once he choked

And went for the coke,

And then said he hates his job.

C.J.

There was a lady named Grace;

She sprayed a man with mace.

The man was blind.

He wasn't kind.

Now she has mud in her face.

C,J.

There once was a man named tree;

Who wanted to roam very free,

But his feet were stuck,

And that would suck,

If you were a tree like me.

Malkolm

There once was a man named Steve

Who said one day with a heave,

"I am so fat;

I killed my cat."

The he got up to finally leave.

Chris

There once was a guy named Bill

Who tried to climb a hill.

Then he fell down,

Rolled down town,

And got up to pay his bill.

Chris

There once was a man named Bob

Who looked like a big fat blob;

He tooted and it stank.

He blew up a tank,

And everyone called him a slob.

Dana

There once was a man named Lenny

Who looked like a penny.

He was rich,

And he had a hitch.

He had a friend named Kenny.

Hunter

Have you ever been to a lake;

A big lake made of cake?

Then came Sally

Who went to that valley

And now there's no lake of cake!

Daijia

There once was a man who had a brother.

He also had a very mean mother.

His mother died,

And he cried.

He felt like he was going to smother.

Lauren

There once was a man named Billy;

He could be very silly.

He had a shirt that was pink,

But then he spilled some ink.

"Oh what a mess," I think.

Lauren

There was a girl named Grace;

She loved to stuff her face.

She was horribly mean,

And not very lean.

In P.E. she had to pick up the pace!

Teddi

There once was a man named Chris;

He had a very big wrist.

He didn't like it;

He had a fit;

That's why his name is Chris.

Hannah

There was a young woman whose toes

Grew twice the size of her nose.

It made her class jest;

She said, "Give it a rest!"

She ran home to cut off her toes!

Jasmine

There once was a sister

Who had a big blister.

She said she was silly

And kept saying, "Free Willy!"

And then she was hit by a twister.

Harley

I met this girl named Tickle.

She had lost a pickle.

She stuck it in a tree;

Got stung by a bee.

Now she wishes she was the pickle.

Taquan

I had a cat

Who wore a hat.

The hat was red.

The cat is dead.

I feel sorry for that cat.

Christian C.

There once was a man named Fred;

He liked to play with lead.

One day he ate some;

He didn't stop 'til he was done.

Then someone found him dead.

Brady

There was an old lady named Gwen;

Her best friend was a hen.

She broke her beak,

And flew up a peak.

The hen never came back again.

Lindsey

I met a guy named Fred;

He just woke up from bed;

He went to a farm,

and set off an alarm.

Now he thinks he is dead.

Ryan